A man once asked Gandhi what he thought
| Ethnic jokes
A man once asked Gandhi what he thought of western civilization. Ghandi replied, I think it would be a good idea.
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Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross
| Bird jokes
Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross the road ? Because he didn't have enough guts
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Which fish go to heaven when they die ?
| Fishing jokes
Which fish go to heaven when they die ? Angelfish !
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The Captain called the Sergeant in.
| Military jokes
The Captain called the Sergeant in. "Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private Jones' mother died yesterday. Better go tell him and send him in to see me." So the Sergeant calls for his morning formation and lines up all the troops. "Listen up, men," says the Sergeant. "Johnson, report to the me
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Why did the mean teacher walk around with her
| Money jokes
Why did the mean teacher walk around with her purse open? She'd read there was going to be some change in the weather.
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Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes? A: They’re doing research on black holes.