Q: Why did it take the blonde a whole
| Blonde jokes
Q: Why did it take the blonde a whole week to wash three basement windows? A: It took her six days just to dig the holes to put the ladder in.
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A wise old
| Old age jokes
A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and contentment. Then a new school year began. The very next afternoon three young boys, full of youthful, after-school enthusiasm, came down his street
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A weather intern walks into
| Weather jokes
A weather intern walks into a bar and asks for a Cold Draft. Suddenly the bar door swings open and gusty cool air fills up the bar. After drinking his Draft things seem to get back to normal. The guy then orders a Thunderclap on ice. Suddenly the roof gets pelted with hail stones and an inte
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Q: How are women and rocks alike?
| Dirty jokes
Q: How are women and rocks alike? A: You skip across the flat ones.
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How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle
| Sport jokes
How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle ? Somebody took a corner !
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Two men were out hunting when one of them saw a rabbit. “Quick,” said the first, “shoot it.” “I can’t,” said the second. “My gun isn’t loaded.” “Well,” said the first,” you know that, and I know that, but the rabbit doesn’t.”