Traffic was backed up for miles, the police

A history joke Teacher: When was Rome built? Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that? Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

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Traffic was backed up for miles, the police were going car to car. When they got to my car I asked the officer what was going on. He said “It’s Al Gore. He’s up there threatening to set himself on fire! We are going car to car collecting donations.” “Donations!” I said, “How much you got so far?” He said “about ten gallons.”