How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle

Julie had broken off her

| Beauty jokes

Julie had broken off her engagement. Her friend asked her what had happened. 'I thought it was love at first sight,' said Julie. 'It was, but it was the second and third sights that changed my mind.

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Q: What happened to the Irishman who tried to

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Q: What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill himself by .swallowing 100 pain killers? A: After two he began to feel better.

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What's a moo hoo for a cattle dinner?

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What's a moo hoo for a cattle dinner? Cow chow!

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Jay:

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Jay: Does the Bible say that if you smoke you can't get to heaven? Ted: No, but the more you smoke the quicker you'll get there.

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What happened when the owl lost his voice ?

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What happened when the owl lost his voice ? He didn't give a hoot !

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How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle ? Somebody took a corner !