What do you call an aardvark good with a light
| Aardvark jokes
What do you call an aardvark good with a light saber? A darthvark!
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Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road
| Internet jokes
Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net? The www.izard of Oz.
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What do you call an elephant that can't do
| Elephant jokes
What do you call an elephant that can't do sums ? Dumbo !
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Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to
| Dirty jokes
Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to "iron," then we could do without the ironing lady. Blonde Wife: Well if you would learn to fuck me properly we could do without the gardener.
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A man and his dog went into a pub. The barman said
| Dog jokes
A man and his dog went into a pub. The barman said "Sorry mate no dogs allowed in here!" The dog said "Oh please don't be like that, I'm trained and I won't cause any trouble!" The bar man was astonished at the talking dog and sat and chatted with the dog and it's owner. After a while the ow
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When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town, he went out and bought a tuxedo in the hope that the Pope might notice him on the parade route. When he went to the parade, there was this bum standing next to him, with old, dirty clothes on. The the guy’s amazement, when the Pope came, he went over to the bum, and whispered something in his ear. Enraged, the guy went over to the bum and offered him $100 for the clothes off his back. Next day, he went back to the parade dressed like a bum. Sure enough, when the Pope came, he stopped in front of this guy, and whispered in his ear, “I thought I told you to get the hell out of here!”