Q: Why did the mother cat put stamps on her
| Cat jokes
Q: Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens? - A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.
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Two Jewish businessmen meet in the
| Ethnic jokes
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street. "Oy, Abraham, I'm sorry to hear about that fire at your warehouse". "Ssh!" hisses the other, "It's not till next week".
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How can you tell the
| Food jokes
How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup? Read the label.
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How does James Bond type e-mails?
| E-mail jokes
How does James Bond type e-mails? With his goldfinger.
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Teacher: Why
| School jokes
Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour? Pupil: Because it can't sit down!
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What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ? An alarm cluck !