Teacher: Does anyone know which month has 28
| School jokes
Teacher: Does anyone know which month has 28 days ? Pupil: All of them !
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Q: What does a blonde answer to the question
| Dirty jokes
Q: What does a blonde answer to the question "Are you sexually active?" A: "No, I just lie there."
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Q: How many MP's
| Political jokes
Q: How many MP's does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done.
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How does a Gorilla become another
| Gorilla jokes
How does a Gorilla become another animal? When a Mafia don hires a 'big Gorilla' to be his bodyguard and the big Ape goes to the cops and turns into a stool pigeon!
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A couple of young guys were fishing
| Fishing jokes
A couple of young guys were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track when out of the bushes jumped the game warden. Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and started running through the woods like a bat out of hell and hot on his heels came the game warden. After about a ha
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Did you hear about the hillbilly who went into the hardware store to buy a chain saw ? He said I want one that will cut down at least 10 trees a day. He was back at the hardware store with the saw a couple days later complaining that it only cut one tree and that took all day. The clerk at the hardware store started the saw to see what the problem was. The hillbilly jumped back and said what the hell is that noise?