An agriculture student said to a farmer: "Your
| Farmer jokes
An agriculture student said to a farmer: "Your methods are too old fashioned. I won't be surprised if this tree will give you less than twenty pounds of apples." "I won't be surprised either," said the farmer, "this is an orange tree".
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Clown: Why are you wearing such a large
| Humor jokes
Clown: Why are you wearing such a large shirt? Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.
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What's the difference between
| Easter jokes
What's the difference between the Easter Bunny and a silly monster ? One's a hare-head and the other's an air-head!
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When is a birthday cake like a golf
| Birthday jokes
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.
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A man pulls up to the curb and asks the
| Police jokes
A man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman, "Can I park here?" "No," says the cop. "What about all these other cars?" "They didn't ask!"
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Did you hear about the calendar thief? He got 12 months; they say his days are numbered!