What do computer experts do at weekends?

Hello? Fred's Restaurant.

| Restaurant jokes

Hello? Fred's Restaurant. Hello! I'd like to know, do you serve crabs? We serve anyone, sir! Come on in!

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I'm

| Book title jokes

I'm Absolutely Certain by R. U. Sure

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How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance

| Witch jokes

How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance ? 'Voodoo like to dance with me ?'

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Michael Jackson, Bill Clinton and Nelson

| Aviation jokes

Michael Jackson, Bill Clinton and Nelson Mandela are in an airplane with 20 kids. The airplane gets a failure and is doomed to crash. The plane has only 20 parachutes. Nelson Mandela, as a great humanitarian says that children should have them. Bill Clinton gets panicky and shouts, "SCREW THE

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Another friend of mine is a very successful

| Business jokes

Another friend of mine is a very successful businessman. He started with five thousand pounds - now he owes fifty-five million.

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What do computer experts do at weekends? Go for a disk drive.