Time flies like an
| Banana jokes
Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.
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Yo mama cross-eyed and watches TV in
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.
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A Scotsman is sitting in a
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A Scotsman is sitting in a bar in Cuba and is minding his business when a man with a large black beard walks in. The man goes to the bar and orders a shot of whisky. The bartender serves him, the man drinks the whisky then starts walking out the door. The bartender says, "Hey aren't you going
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Caller: Finally! I got through! I've been trying
| Zoo jokes
Caller: Finally! I got through! I've been trying to call the zoo for hours! Zookeeper: Yes, all our lions were busy!
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What do snakes write on the bottom of their
| Letter jokes
What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters? With love and hisses.
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What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from his girlfriend at Oxford? I did not have textual relations with that woman.