Judge: "Is it true that you owe your neighbor a
| Judge jokes
Judge: "Is it true that you owe your neighbor a thousand dollars?" Defendant: "Yes, it's true." Judge: "Then, why don't you just pay him back?" Defendant: "Because it wouldn't be true anymore."
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Q: What happens if you cross a
| Computer jokes
Q: What happens if you cross a midget and a computer? A: You get a short circut.
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This women had a magic morror from which
| Dirty jokes
This women had a magic morror from which anything you wanted you got,so one day she stood in front of the mirror and said I wish i had bigger breasts and it happened so then she ran down stairs to show her husband he was so amazed that he ran up stairs and stood infront of the mirror and said i wi
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One day a boy and his father were at the
| Political jokes
One day a boy and his father were at the dining room table working on the boy's Social Studies homework, the chapter about government. The boy turns to his father and asks, "Dad, how many people work in the U.S. government?" The father replies without hesitating, "Oh, about ten percent."
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When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it’s been sliced.