Teacher: In 1940, what were the Poles doing in
| School jokes
Teacher: In 1940, what were the Poles doing in Russia ? Pupil: Holding up the telegraph lines !
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Psychiatrist: Well, what's
| Mental health jokes
Psychiatrist: Well, what's your problem? Patient: I prefer brown shoes to black shoes. Psychiatrist: There's nothing wrong with that. Lots of people prefer brown shoes to black shoes. I do myself. Patient: Really? How do your like yours - fried or boiled?'
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SIX PHASES OF THE MONTH IN NAVY RECRUITING
| Military jokes
SIX PHASES OF THE MONTH IN NAVY RECRUITING 1. ENTHUSIASM 2. DISILUSIONMENT 3. PANIC 4. SEARCH FOR THE GUILTY 5. PUNISHMENT OF THE INNOCENT 6. PRAISE AND HONORS FOR THE NON-PARTICIPANTS'
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A police officer was escorting a
| Criminal jokes
A police officer was escorting a prisoner to jail when his hat blew off. "Shall I run and get it for you?" asked the prisoner obligingly. "You must think I'm daft," said the officer. "You stand here and I'll get it."
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What does a cat like
| Birthday jokes
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
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Q: What’s the capital of Afghanistan? A: KABOOM!!