How much is 5Q and 5Q? 10Q. "You're welcome.
| Humor jokes
How much is 5Q and 5Q? 10Q. "You're welcome. "
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Why did the dog wear white sneakers ?
| Dog jokes
Why did the dog wear white sneakers ? Because his boots were at the menders !
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your mamas feet are so scaly you can see
| Yo momma jokes
your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundy in her foot bath.
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What three letters in the alphabet frighten
| Criminal jokes
What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals? F.B.I.
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Had a door-to-door salesman call one time
| Salesmen jokes
Had a door-to-door salesman call one time selling of all things -- burial plots. I told him that we already had our plots in another cemetery. He seemed uncertain as to what to say next, but he recovered to say politely, "I hope you'll be very happy there."
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Question: What did the dead raccoon say in his will? Answer: “Leave it to Beaver.”