What's a zombie's favorite pop song?
| Dead and dying jokes
What's a zombie's favorite pop song? Dead sails in the sunset.
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Why didn't anyone take the school bus to
| Bus jokes
Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school? I wouldn't fit through the door.
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There was once a puppy called
| Various animal jokes
There was once a puppy called May who loved to pick quarrels with animals who were bigger than she was. One day she argued with a lion. The next day was the first of June. Why ? Because that was the end of May!
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Q: What is the difference between Liverpool
| Sport jokes
Q: What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag? A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
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Judge: Are you married? A. No, I’m divorced. Judge. And what did your husband do before you divorced him? A. A lot of things I didn’t know about.