Judge: Are you married?

What's a zombie's favorite pop song?

| Dead and dying jokes

What's a zombie's favorite pop song? Dead sails in the sunset.

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Why didn't anyone take the school bus to

| Bus jokes

Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school? I wouldn't fit through the door.

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There was once a puppy called

| Various animal jokes

There was once a puppy called May who loved to pick quarrels with animals who were bigger than she was. One day she argued with a lion. The next day was the first of June. Why ? Because that was the end of May!

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Q: What is the difference between Liverpool

| Sport jokes

Q: What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag? A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

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#NAME?'

| Military jokes

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Judge: Are you married? A. No, I’m divorced. Judge. And what did your husband do before you divorced him? A. A lot of things I didn’t know about.