The auditors have just left,
| Accountant jokes
The auditors have just left, sir. "Did they check the books?" "Very thoroughly." "What did they say?" "They want 15% to keep quiet."
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This executive was interviewing a
| Blonde jokes
This executive was interviewing a nervous young blonde women for a position in his company. He wanted to find out something about her personality so he asked, "If you could have a conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?" The blonde quickly responded, "The living one."
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Ref: I'm sending you off
| Sport jokes
Ref: I'm sending you off Player: What for? Ref: The rest of the match!
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Why don't cannibals like to eat Carl
| Cannibal jokes
Why don't cannibals like to eat Carl Lewis? He gives them runs!
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A man had been
| Time jokes
A man had been driving all night and by morning was still far from his destination. He decided to stop at the next city he came to, and park somewhere quiet so he could get an hour or two of sleep. As luck would have it, the quiet place he chose happened to be on one of the city's major jogg
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What dogs never get lost? Newfound-lands!