Why was there a bug in the computer?
| Computer jokes
Why was there a bug in the computer? It was looking for a byte to eat.
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How does a girl vampire flirt?
| Vampire jokes
How does a girl vampire flirt? She bats her eyes.
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An Illinois man pretending to have a
| Idiot and fool jokes
An Illinois man pretending to have a gun kidnapped a motorist and forced him to drive to two different automated teller machines. The kidnapper then proceeded to withdraw money from his own bank accounts.
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At 5 P.M. one Halloween afternoon, my dental
| Halloween jokes
At 5 P.M. one Halloween afternoon, my dental hygienist realized that she wouldn't make it to the store in time to get snacks for trick-or-treaters. So she took home some free samples from the office supply cabinet. That night she handed out dozens of toothbrushes, toothpaste, and dental floss.
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Rabbit: Are you sure this bottle of special
| Rabbit jokes
Rabbit: Are you sure this bottle of special carrot juice will cure me? Doctor: Absolutely. No rabbit ever came back for another.
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Nick: Can you tell me the way to Bath? Rick: I use soap and water, personally.