Q3: What did the female dinosaur call her
| Dinosaur jokes
Q3: What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? A: Try Sara's Tops'
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A college student was in a
| College jokes
A college student was in a philosophy class which had a discussion about God's existence. The professor presented the following logic: "Has anyone in this class heard God?" Nobody spoke. "Has anyone in this class touched God?" Again, nobody spoke. "Has anyone in this class seen God?" When
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Doctor: You seem to be in
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor: You seem to be in excellent health. Your pulse is as regular as clockwork. Patient: That's because you've got your hand on my watch!
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Returning from her vacation, the
| Marriage jokes
Returning from her vacation, the young secretary was telling anyone who would listen about what a fun time she had. She then asked for two weeks leave in which to get married. "But you just had two weeks off," said the boss. "Why didn't you get married then ?" "What and ruin my vacation ?" s
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What is a computer virus?
| Computer jokes
What is a computer virus? A terminal illness.
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Clinton goes around telling people we humans are genetically 99.9% similar. Apparently the 0.1% is the character gene.