BoyFriend: Why didn't you
| Birthday jokes
BoyFriend: Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday? GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.
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What TV game show do fish like best?
| Fishing jokes
What TV game show do fish like best? Name that tuna!
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Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon?
| Space jokes
Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon? Because it was a full moon and there was no room.
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Doctor, doctor, I'm at death's door!
| Dead and dying jokes
Doctor, doctor, I'm at death's door! Don't worry, Mrs Jenkins. An operation will soon pull you through.
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There was an old man
| Old age jokes
There was an old man whose family could no longer afford to take care of him. So the family decided that a nusring for the aged would be appropriate. Of course the old man rejected the idea, but no sooner he was convinced that it was the right thing to do. On his first day at the home, he sp
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Waiter, waiter! There’s a dead spider in my soup. Yes, ma’am, they can’t stand the boiling water.