How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty
| Gorilla jokes
How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty contest? She was the beast of the show!
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This guy is walking with his friend. He says
| Business jokes
This guy is walking with his friend. He says to this friend, "I'm a walking economy." The friend replies "How so?" "My hair line is in recession, my stomach is a victim of inflation, and both of these together are putting me into a deep depression!"
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The thrill is gone from my marriage, Brian
| Marriage jokes
The thrill is gone from my marriage, Brian told his best friend Mike. "Why not add some intrigue to your life, and have an affair?" his friend suggested. "But what if my wife finds out?" "Heck, we are almost on the begining of the 21st centrury, Brian. Go ahead and tell her about it!" So Br
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Where does a vampire take a bath?
| Bath jokes
Where does a vampire take a bath? In the bat-room (bathroom).
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A minister and lawyer were chatting at a
| Political jokes
A minister and lawyer were chatting at a party: "What do you do if you make a mistake on a case?" the minister asked. "Try to fix it if it's big; ignore it if it's insignificant," replied the lawyer. "What do you do?" lawyer asked. "Oh, more or less the same. Let me give you an example. The othe
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What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas? A ghoul Yule!