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How did the footbal pitch end up as

| Sport jokes

How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle? Somebody took a corner!

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A father and his small son were standing in front

| Zoo jokes

A father and his small son were standing in front of the tiger's cage at the zoo. Father was explaining how ferocious and strong tigers are and junior was taking it all in with a serious expression. Dad," the boy said finally, "if the tiger got out of his cage and ate you up ..." "Yes, son?"

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The difference

| Men jokes

The difference between men and women A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out the window and yells, "PIG!" The man immediately leans out his window and replies, "Stupid!" They each continue on their way,

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What goes "knio, knio?"

| Pig jokes

What goes "knio, knio?" A backward pig.

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Teacher: What family does the octopus belong

| School jokes

Teacher: What family does the octopus belong to? Pupil: Nobody I know!

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Why did the mummy stop using the Internet? He was getting far too wrapped up in it.