Why do black cats never shave ?

What does a dentist do on a

| Dentist jokes

What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?...He braces himself

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Doctor, doctor, should I surf the Internet

| Internet jokes

Doctor, doctor, should I surf the Internet on an empty stomach? No, you should do it on a computer.

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What is a mouse's favourite game ?

| Mouse jokes

What is a mouse's favourite game ? Hide and squeak !

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When the crooked hamburger took it on the

| Burger jokes

When the crooked hamburger took it on the 'lamb', where did it go? Oh, 'ewe' know!

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Jeb and Eudell, University of

| College jokes

Jeb and Eudell, University of Michigan athletes, were driving from Ann Arbor to Cleveland. Just outside the city limits they saw a sign: "CLEAN REST ROOMS." By the time they got to Cleveland, they'd cleaned 147 Johns.

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Why do black cats never shave ? Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas !