Fred: "Why are you so upset?"
| Mental health jokes
Fred: "Why are you so upset?" Harry: "My wife introduced me to her psychiatrist this morning." Fred: "So what?" Harry: "So she said to him, 'Doctor, this is my husband. You know, one of the men I've been telling you about'."
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What do you get if you cross an alien and a
| Food jokes
What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink ? Gravi-tea !
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Q: What's green and purple and goes up and
| Dinosaur jokes
Q: What's green and purple and goes up and down? A: Barney in an elevator.
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What diploma do criminals get?
| Criminal jokes
What diploma do criminals get? The third degree.
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How do salespeople traditionally greet each
| Salesmen jokes
How do salespeople traditionally greet each other? "Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm better than you."
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The Counselor was greeting the new campers. ‘So you decided to come to camp,’ she said to one. ‘Nope,’ the camper answered. ‘I was sent to camp!