Why do you think your report should be on the

Why is food better than men?

| Dirty jokes

Why is food better than men? Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.

The desk sergeant answered the phone, and at once a woman began screaming. "You've got to help me! There's a giant gray thing in my yard, and it's pulling apples off the tree with its tail!" "What's he doing with the apples?" the sergeant asked. "If I told you," the woman cried, "you wouldn'

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Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and

| Yo momma jokes

Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.

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I went to

| Police jokes

I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about five minutes, and when I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?' He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called h

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Shingles were loose on Pennock's roof,

| Idiot and fool jokes

Shingles were loose on Pennock's roof, and he complained about leaks to Barton, his neighbor. "Why don't you mend the roof?" asked Barton. "I can't today," Pennock replied. "It's pouring rain." "Well, why don't you patch it in dry weather." "It don't leak then!"

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Why do you think your report should be on the net? Because my marks are all ‘E’s.