Q: How many editors does it take to change

A guy runs out of a Las

| Marriage jokes

A guy runs out of a Las Vegas hotel and says to a stranger, "Can you loan me two hundred bucks? My wife had a terrible accident." The stranger says, "If you need two hundred dollars, what are you using to gamble with?" The guy replies, "Oh, I've got gambling money."

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A lady was walking down the street to

| Various animal jokes

A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." Well, the lady is furious! She stormed past the store to her work. On the way home she saw the same parrot and it said to her, "Hey lad

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Q: What's brown and in a baby's diaper?

| Baby jokes

Q: What's brown and in a baby's diaper? A: Michael Jackson's hand !!

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What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the

| King Kong jokes

What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen? Just don't monkey with him.

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What's the definition of a nervous

| Various animal jokes

What's the definition of a nervous breakdown ? A chameleon on a tartan rug !

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Q: How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb? A: It was supposed to be in place last week!