Q: What side of the dog has the most fur? - A: The
| Dog jokes
Q: What side of the dog has the most fur? - A: The Outside.
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Principal: Do you do
| School jokes
Principal: Do you do your homework? Kid: Now & Then Principal: Where do you do it? Kid: Here & There Principal: Put him in the closet!!! Kid: Hey, When will I get out? Principal: Oh, sooner or later
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Which insect didn't play well in goal?
| Sport jokes
Which insect didn't play well in goal? The fumble bee!
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Sign in restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay
| Food jokes
Sign in restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay waiter."
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What did one slug say to another who
| Various animal jokes
What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off? I'll get you next slime!
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A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his best friend in bed. The man throws up his hands in disbelief and says, “My God Pete !!! I more-or-less ‘have to’, but YOU ???”