What did the maggot say to his friend when he

Two guys are talking:

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Two guys are talking: (1) - I've bought a tour to my mother-in-law. (2) - Your mother-in-law???!!! (1) - Why not, to Bagdad.

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If the Pilgrims came over on the

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If the Pilgrims came over on the Mayflower, how did the barbers arrive? On clipper ships.

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Where do trees keep their money?

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Where do trees keep their money? In branch banks.

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Where do footballers dance ?

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Where do footballers dance ? At a football !

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A man was walking along a beach and stumbled

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A man was walking along a beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up, rubbed it and out popped a genie. The genie said "You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah. This is the fourth time this month and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget about three. Yo

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What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple ? Worm your way out of that one !