What is the difference between a thief and a

Why should you never watch a video with a

| Dog jokes

Why should you never watch a video with a Chihuahua? It always plays with the "paws" button on the VCR.

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What is the most romantic city in England?

| Humor jokes

What is the most romantic city in England? Loverpool!

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Young

| Children jokes

Young Vestal was walking in his Florida backyard when an alligator bit him. "Mama!" yelled the boy. "A gator jus' bit off mah foot!" "Which one?" called his mother from inside the cabin. "How the hell should Ah know?!" he shrieked. "They all look alike to me!"

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Dad, said Fred to his father, who was a

| Criminal jokes

Dad, said Fred to his father, who was a bank robber. "I need $50 for the school trip tomorrow." "OK, son," said his dad, "I'll get you the cash when the bank closes."

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McAfee and Bracket were driving home

| Car and train jokes

McAfee and Bracket were driving home after a big party. "Hey," said McAfee, "be sure to watch out for that bridge that's coming down the road toward us." "What are you telling me to 'watch out' for?" asked Brackett. "You're the one who's driving!"

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What is the difference between a thief and a church bell? One steals from the people, the other peals, from the steeple.