What do you call a pickled aardvark?
| Aardvark jokes
What do you call a pickled aardvark? A jarredvark!
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If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days
| Answer me this jokes
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
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Why do church bells
| E-mail jokes
Why do church bells never send e-mails? They'd rather give each other a ring.
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What's the fastest cake in the world?
| Food jokes
What's the fastest cake in the world? Meriiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnngue.
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Once as Laloo was coming out of airport,
| Aviation jokes
Once as Laloo was coming out of airport, there was huge rush and the security guard told him, "Wait Please." To which Laloo replied, "65 kgs," and moved on.
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There are three beggars begging on Wall Street. The first beggar wrote “Beggar” on his broken cup. He received $10.00 after one day. The next day, the second beggar wrote “Beggar.com” on his cup. After one day, he received hundreds of thousands of dollars and an offer to float an IPO on NASDAQ. The following day, the third beggar wrote “e-Beg” on his cup. Microsoft, IBM, and HP sent corporate vice-presidents to talk to him about strategic alliances and offered him free hardware consultancy. In addition, it was reported on CNBC that e-Beg uses 95% Oracle technology and that I2 announced the launch of BegTradeMatrix; a b2b industry portal offering supply chain integration in the beggar community.