How do eels get around the

Waiter, what's this fly

| Waiter jokes

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? It's fly soup sir!

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Father

| Christmas jokes

Father Christmas: How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge? Gnome : Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.

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There were those three guys, a

| Blind jokes

There were those three guys, a priest, a doctor and an engineer, and they were playing golf. But the group before them was extremely slow and at each hole they waited hours. Finally the priest asked around, why was that other group was so slow? He was told that they were very courageous firemen

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Teacher: "Where would you find an elephant

| Elephant jokes

Teacher: "Where would you find an elephant ?" Pupil:"You don't have to find them, they're too big to lose !"

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Q: How so you call a

| Biologist jokes

Q: How so you call a member of the finacial staff of the faculty of Biology? A: A Buy-ologist.

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How do eels get around the seabed? They go by octobus.