An out-of-towner drove his

What should you do if you find a snake sleeping

| Snake jokes

What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed ? Sleep in the wardrobe !

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Q: What do a coffin and a condom

| Dirty jokes

Q: What do a coffin and a condom have in common? A: They're both filled with stiffs, one's coming, one's going.

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George knocked on the door of his friend's

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George knocked on the door of his friend's house. When his friend's mother answered he asked, 'can Albert come out to play?' 'No, said the mother, 'it's too cold. 'Well, then,' said George, ' can his football come out to play ?'

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How do fish go into business ?

| Fishing jokes

How do fish go into business ? The start on a small scale !

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What will fall on the lawn first? An

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What will fall on the lawn first? An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue?

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An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy. He hitched Buddy up to the car and yelled, “Pull, Nellie, pull!” Buddy didn’t move. Then the farmer hollered, “Pull, Buster, pull!” Buddy didn’t respond. Once more the farmer commanded, “Pull, Coco, pull!” Nothing. Then the farmer nonchalantly said, “Pull, Buddy, pull!” And the horse easily dragged the car out of the ditch. The motorist was most appreciative and very curious. He asked the farmer why he called his horse by the wrong name three times. “Well… Buddy is blind and if he thought he was the only one pulling, he wouldn’t even try!”