A lawyer with insomnia consulted her doctor.
| Lawyer jokes
A lawyer with insomnia consulted her doctor. "Which side is it best to lie on?" she asked. "The side that pays your fee," replied the doctor.
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Q: How are women and rocks alike?
| Dirty jokes
Q: How are women and rocks alike? A: You skip across the flat ones.
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What does ever horse and rider do at the same
| Horse jokes
What does ever horse and rider do at the same time? Grow old!
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Q: If Bill and Hillary jumped
| Clinton jokes
Q: If Bill and Hillary jumped together off the Washington monument, who'd land first? A: Who cares!
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Why do church bells never send e-mails? They’d rather give each other a ring.