What’s the fastest cake in the world?

If it weren't for pick-pocketers, I'd have no

| Dirty jokes

If it weren't for pick-pocketers, I'd have no sex life at all.

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What's black, hairy, and writes

| Gorilla jokes

What's black, hairy, and writes under water? A ball-point gorilla!

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A weather forecaster took a job in another

| Journalist jokes

A weather forecaster took a job in another part of the country. When asked why he transferred he replied, "The weather didn't agree with me."

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How do you stop squirrels playing football in

| Sport jokes

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden? Hide the ball, it drives them nuts!

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Three people die, a Doctor a school

| Heaven and hell jokes

Three people die, a Doctor a school teacher and the head of a large HMO, when met at the pearly gates by St. Peter he asks the Doctor 'what did you do on Earth?' The Dotor replied, I healed the sick and if they could not pay I would do it for free. St. Peter told the Doctor, 'you may go in.

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