When a visitor to a small town in Georgia

Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?

| Rabbit jokes

Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter? He didn't have the hare fare.

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Why did the jellyfish's wife leave

| Various animal jokes

Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him? He stung her into action.

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How do you keep an imbecile

| Idiot and fool jokes

How do you keep an imbecile happy all his life ? Tell him a joke when he's a baby !

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Why did the biscuit cry?

| Food jokes

Why did the biscuit cry? Because its mother had been a wafer so long.

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How is a hailstone like an

| Weather jokes

How is a hailstone like an onion? -They are both whitish and have layers

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When a visitor to a small town in Georgia came upon a wild dog attacking a young boy, he quickly grabbed the animal and throttled it with his two hands. A reporter saw the incident, congratulated the man and told him the headline the following day would read, “Valiant Local Man Saves Child by Killing Vicious Animal.” The hero told the journalist that he wasn’t from that town. “Well, then,” the reporter said, “the headline will probably say, ‘Georgia Man Saves Child by Killing Dog’.” “Actually,” the man said, “I’m from Connecticut.” “In that case,” the reporter said in a huff, “the headline should read, ‘Yankee Kills Family Pet’.”