How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a

Did you hear about the monster who

| Monster jokes

Did you hear about the monster who sent his picture to a lonely hearts club? They sent it back saying they weren't that lonely!

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Q: Why are brunettes so proud of their

| Hair and bald jokes

Q: Why are brunettes so proud of their hair? A: It matches their mustaches.

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Caspar: I was the teacher's pet last

| School jokes

Caspar: I was the teacher's pet last year. Jaspar: Why was that? Caspar: She couldn't afford a dog.

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A witch went into a beauty parlor and asked the

| Beauty jokes

A witch went into a beauty parlor and asked the assistant how much it would cost to make her look like a film star. "Nothing," replied the assistant. "Nothing?" she asked, "but how can I look like a film star?" "Haven't you seen a film called The Creature from the Black Lagoon?" replied the ass

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