Why are rabbits never gold?
| Rabbit jokes
Why are rabbits never gold? How would you tell them apart from goldfish?'
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Q: Why can't blondes make ice cubes?
| Blonde jokes
Q: Why can't blondes make ice cubes? A: They always forget the recipe.
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What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you
| Dinosaur jokes
What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night ? Bronto-snore-us !
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Boy: Dad, dad, there's a spider in the bath.
| Bath jokes
Boy: Dad, dad, there's a spider in the bath. Dad: What's wrong with that? You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes, but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!
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Waiter, there is a
| Waiter jokes
Waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Sorry sir, maybe I've forgotten it when I removed the other three.
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Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team ? He took too long to put his boots on !