Once upon a time there were five apples

What does a dentist do on a

| Dentist jokes

What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?...He braces himself

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What do you get when you cross a Jehova's

| Religious jokes

What do you get when you cross a Jehova's witness with a business man? A door to door salesman!

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How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships

| History jokes

How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships ? With their eyes shut !

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Cannibals capture three men. The men

| Cannibal jokes

Cannibals capture three men. The men are told that they will be skinned and eaten and then their skin will be used to make canoes. Then they are each given a final request. The first man asks to be killed as quickly and painlessly as possible. His request is granted, and they poison him. The sec

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Q: How many Accountants

| Accountant jokes

Q: How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb? A: What sort of answer did you have in mind ? A: None-just assume it's changed.

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Once upon a time there were five apples Which was the cowboy? None – because they were all redskins.