A few days after Christmas, a
| Aviation jokes
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new airplane in the living room. She heard her son said, "All of you sons of bitches get the hell off the plane now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are get
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One day, Bill and Tom went to a
| Food jokes
One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked out the bigger steak for himself. Tom wasn't happy about that: "When are you going to learn to be polite?" Bill: "If you had the chance to pick first, which one would you pi
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What is a cannibal's favorite food?
| Cannibal jokes
What is a cannibal's favorite food? Baked Beings.
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Some people
| Marriage jokes
Some people ask the secret of Anthony's long marriage. They take time to go to a restaurant two times a week: a little candlelight dinner, soft music, and a slow walk home. The Mrs. goes Tuesdays; He goes Fridays.
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What's the first thing ghosts do when they get
| Ghost jokes
What's the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car?- They boo-kle their seatbelts
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How can you tell an old person from a young person? An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.