Q: Why do blondes always die before help
| Blonde jokes
Q: Why do blondes always die before help arrives? A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".
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Taxiing
| Aviation jokes
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait, it finally took off. A concerned passenger asked the flight attendant, "What was the problem?" "The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine," explained the
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A precious little girl walks
| Children jokes
A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?" As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabby or a thoft and fuwwy bwack w
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The Greatest Party by Maud D. Merrier