An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert
| Humor jokes
An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a casket containing a mummy. After examining it, he called the curator of a prestigious natural-history museum. "I've just discovered a 3,000 year-old mummy of a man who died of heart failure!" the excited scientist exc
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Policeman: How can you say
| Car and train jokes
Policeman: How can you say you don't have any outstanding tickets? Driver: They're all in the glove compartment.
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What would you get
| Easter jokes
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food? Hop suey!
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Mary arrived home from
| Children jokes
Mary arrived home from school covered in spots. 'Whatever's the matter ?' asked her mother. 'I don't know,' replied Mary, 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.
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What did the female mushroom say
| Food jokes
What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom? "He's a real fun guy [fungi]."
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What’s the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car?- They boo-kle their seatbelts