An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if

How did the Chihuahua disappear

| Dog jokes

How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road? It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!

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How does a physicist exercise?

| Sport jokes

How does a physicist exercise? By pumping ion!

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Big Louie the

| Humor jokes

Big Louie the Torpedo was becoming increasingly curious about one of the newer members of his mob, Benny the Rod. Benny had been in the business for many years in another part of the country. During that time he had garnered quite a reputation for being the most conscientious and honorable h

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The couple

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The couple was standing staring at one of the more expensive models in the auto showroom. A salesman sensing their debate over the price moved in and said, "This model is priced just over the car which is priced a few dollars above the car which costs no more than some models of the lowest

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Why aren't burgers too

| Burger jokes

Why aren't burgers too good at basketball? Too many turnovers!

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An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a “Curse” he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says “maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you.” The old man says without hesitation “I now pronounce you man and wife”.