What do you get if you cross a snake with a hotdog? A fangfurther.
Category: Snake jokes
Q: What kind of snake is good at math?
Q: What kind of snake is good at math? A: An adder.
A old snake goes to see
A old snake goes to see his Doctor. “Doc, I need something for my eyes…can’t see well these days”. The Doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in 2 weeks. The snake comes back in 2 weeks and tells the doctor he’s very depressed. Doc says, “What’s the problem…didn’t the glasses help you?” “The glasses are fine doc, I just discovered I’ve been living with a water hose the past 2 years!”
There where two snakes talking.
There where two snakes talking. The 1st one said ‘Sidney, are we the type of snakes who wrap ourselves around our prey and squeeze and crush until they’re dead? Or are we the type of snake who ambush our prey and bite them and they are poisioned?’. Then the second Snake says “Why do you ask?” The 1st one replies: “I just bit my lip!”
Q:What do you get when you cross a snake and a
Q:What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo? A:(‘A jump rope’)”
What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs
What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together ? Chimney Cricket !
Did you hear about the stupid snake?
Did you hear about the stupid snake? He lost his skin.
What do you get if you cross a glow-worm with a
What do you get if you cross a glow-worm with a python? A twenty-foot-long strip-light that can squeeze you to death.
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a python. Oh you can’t get round me like that, you know.
Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said
Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said “Go forth and multiply” ? They couldn’t, they were adders !