Q: What do you call a man who marries an old, ugly

A policeman had a perfect spot

| Police jokes

A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem-a 10-year old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD." The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading "TIPS"

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Q. Where do tired linedancers go for

| Dance jokes

Q. Where do tired linedancers go for Breakfast? A. Ihop

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Why were the

| Elephant jokes

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ? Because they couldn't hold their trunks up !

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Sister Mary burst into the office of the

| Religious jokes

Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal of Our Lady of Perpetual Motion parochial school in an advanced state of agitation. "Father!" she cried, "just WAIT until you hear this!" The priest led the sister to a chair, and said, " Now just calm down and tell me what has you so excited?"

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Q: What do you call a man who marries an old, ugly

| Men jokes

Q: What do you call a man who marries an old, ugly and poor woman? A: Desperate!

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Q: What do you call a man who marries an old, ugly and poor woman? A: Desperate!