Q: Why couldn’t the animals

Have you seen the current remake of the movie

| Lawyer jokes

Have you seen the current remake of the movie "Cape Fear"? It's about a deranged psychotic who is seeking revenge against a lawyer. The question is, while watching the movie, whom do you root for?

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Why did the dog say he was an

| Dog jokes

Why did the dog say he was an actor? His leg was in a cast.

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What do you say to a

| Car and train jokes

What do you say to a one legged hitch-hiker? Hop in.

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A husband and wife were shopping when the wife

| Humor jokes

A husband and wife were shopping when the wife said, "Darling, its my mother's birthday tomorrow. What shall we buy for her? She would like something electric." The husband replied, "How about a chair?!?"

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Women are like guns,

| Women jokes

Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and you're going to want to shoot it.

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Q: Why couldn’t the animals on Noah’s Ark play cards? A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!