What would you get
| Easter jokes
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food? Hop suey!
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Dad, did you manage to
| Humor jokes
Dad, did you manage to fix my toy? No, it's not broken, the battery's flat. Well, what shape should it be?
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Republicans spends hundreds of dollars and
| Political jokes
Republicans spends hundreds of dollars and hours of work decorating the yard with outdoor lights and Christmas displays. Democrats save their time and money, and drive around at night to look at *other* people's lights.
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Q: How do you know
| Ethnic jokes
Q: How do you know you're flying over Poland? A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.
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Where do bees keep their money?
| Money jokes
Where do bees keep their money? In a honey box.
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I remember when Father Christmas first passed his sleigh-driving test. He came skidding down in front of the toy factory.Have you passed?’ I asked. Father Christmas pointly proudly to the front of the sleigh. ‘See for yourself! he called proudly. ‘No-el plates!