The cyclist, passing a pedestrian crossing,
| Bicycle jokes
The cyclist, passing a pedestrian crossing, runs into a man, and they both fall down. -"Geez, are you lucky." The cyclist says. -"What do you mean by lucky ?" The pedestrian angrily asks. "I got hurt really bad." -"Ah, you're lucky because I recently lost my license. I usually drive a bus."
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Auntie Maud bought herself a new
| Car and train jokes
Auntie Maud bought herself a new rear-engine European car. She took an old friend for a drive, but after only half a mile the car broke down. Both women got out and opened up the front of the car. "Oh. Maud," said her friend, "you've lost your engine!" "Never mind, dear," said auntie. "I've
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It's not what you say, but the way you say
| Marriage jokes
It's not what you say, but the way you say it. On a blind date, the boy said to the girl: "Time stands still when I look into your eyes." The girl was very flattered. What the boy had really meant was, "You have a face that would stop a clock."
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The congregation was sitting and waiting for
| Religious jokes
The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacher to began his sermon when two masked men burst into the church and said "Whoever is not willing to take a bullet for Jesus better leave now." More than half of the congregation jumped up and ran out the door. The two men took off their mask
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Q: Did you hear the slogan for the the new
| Dirty jokes
Q: Did you hear the slogan for the the new "Stealth Condom?" A: "They'll never see you coming."
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Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and you’re going to want to shoot it.