A man was traveling down a country road when
| Marriage jokes
A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group of people outside a house. He stopped and asked a person why the large crowd was there. A farmer replied, "Joe's mule kicked his mother-in-law and she died." "Well," replied the man, "she must have had a lot of friends."
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What is a moo hoo for steak that came late?
| Cow jokes
What is a moo hoo for steak that came late? Filet delay!
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How does the captain know the aircraft is
| Aviation jokes
How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp? Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.
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St Peter is standing at heaven's gate
| Heaven and hell jokes
St Peter is standing at heaven's gate when a man walks up. "Welcome to heaven my son. What did you do with your life?" "I was a policeman," he responded. "What kind of policeman?" St Peter asked. "I was a vice officer. I kept dangerous narcotics out of the hands of kids." "Wonderful m
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How can you tell which end of a worm is which ? Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !