Q: How many Labour Party

Yo mama hair so short when she braided it

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Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.

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A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal

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A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now." The mexican man pleads with them, "No, noooo Senior, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!" The Border P

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Why is it that at class reunions

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Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?'

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A man was staying in a big old

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A man was staying in a big old house and in the middle of the night he met a ghost. The ghost said, "I have been walking these corridors for 300 years." The man said, "in that case, can you tell me the way to the toilet?"

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Doctor: Have you ever had this

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Doctor: Have you ever had this before? Patient: Yes. Doctor: Well, you've got it again!

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Q: How many Labour Party members does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: None. They haven’t got a policy on that.