What do you get if you cross Dracula with AI
| Vampire jokes
What do you get if you cross Dracula with AI Capone? A fangster.
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How many firemen does it take
| Firefighter jokes
How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb? Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.
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The social
| Business jokes
The social worker asked the bartender "What's the difference between your job and mine?" The bartender replied: "I only had to go to bartender school for 6 weeks and I learned to mix a very good drinks, than wait a couple of hours to have people tell me their innermost thoughts while you we
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Who does Dracula get letters from?
| Letter jokes
Who does Dracula get letters from? His fang club.
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How does Dracula like to have his
| Vampire jokes
How does Dracula like to have his food served? In bite-sized pieces.
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A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says “Sorry, you know the law, you’ve got to go back across the border right now.” The mexican man pleads with them, “No, noooo Senior, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!” The Border Patrol Agent thinks to himself, I’m going to make it hard for him and says “Ok, I’ll let you stay if you can use 3 english words in a sentence”. The Mexican man of course agrees. The Border Patrol Agent tells him, “The 3 words are: Green, Pink and Yellow. Now use them in 1 sentence.” The Mexican man thinks really hard for about 2 minutes, then says, “Hmmm, Ok. The phone, it went Green, Green, Green, I Pink it up and sez Yellow?”