What's yellow, comes from Peru, and is
| Various animal jokes
What's yellow, comes from Peru, and is completely unknown ? Waterloo Bear, Paddington Bear's forgotten cousin !
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What is life like for a wood worm ?
| Insect jokes
What is life like for a wood worm ? Boring !
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After years of scrimping and saving, a husband
| Money jokes
After years of scrimping and saving, a husband told his wife the good news: "Honey, we've finally got enough money to buy what we started saving for in 1979." "You mean a brand-new Cadillac?" she asked eagerly. "No," said the husband, "a 1979 Cadillac."
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The president got off the helicopter in
| Dirty jokes
The president got off the helicopter in front of the White House with a baby hog under each arm. The Marine guard snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "Nice pigs, sir". The president replied, "These are not pigs, these are authentic Arkansas Razorback hogs. I got one for Hillary and I go
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Customer: How come the Board of Health hasn't
| Waiter jokes
Customer: How come the Board of Health hasn't come in and closed you up? Waiter: They're afraid to eat here.
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A man was staying in a big old house and in the middle of the night he met a ghost. The ghost said, “I have been walking these corridors for 300 years.” The man said, “in that case, can you tell me the way to the toilet?”