A woman decided to have her portrait painted.

Three women are about to be

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Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead and one's a blonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts, Ready! Aim! Suddenly the brunette yells, EARTHQUAKE!!! Everyone is

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The food in our school canteen is

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The food in our school canteen is perfect. If your a bug!

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What did the parrot say when he was using the

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What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet? P.Cs of eight, P.Cs of eight.

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How does a door chime answer the phone?

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How does a door chime answer the phone? Bella?

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What do you call a fight between film

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What do you call a fight between film actors ? Star wars !

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A woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets and a ruby pendant.” “But you are not wearing any of those things.” “I know,” she said. “It’s in case I should die before my husband. I’m sure he will remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go nuts looking for the jewelry.”